Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your "to do" list, that way you are bound to get at least one thing done each day.
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CHOCOLATE QUIPS AND QUOTES
And Above All Think Chocolate! -"Betty Crocker"
Chocolate is cheaper than therapy and you don’t need an appointment. -Anonymous
Stress wouldn’t be so hard to take if it were chocolate covered.
-Anonymous
Chocolate is nature’s way of making up for Mondays.
-Anonymous
Biochemically, love is just like eating large amounts of chocolate.
-John Milton, The Devils Advocate
There’s more to life than chocolate, but not right now.
-Anonymous
Other things are just food. But chocolate’s chocolate.
-Writer Patrick Skene Catling
Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to get. -Forrest Gump
Chocolate makes everyone smile-even bankers.
-Chocolatier Benneville Strohecker
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A man is walking on the beach and comes across a bootle, he opens it up and out pops a genie. The genie says, "Thank you for freeing me from the bottle. In return I will grant you three wishes."
“First, I want ten million dollars.” Poof! A treasure chest full of money appears right next to him. “Next, I want the largest diamond ring in the world.” Poof! A ring with a diamond the size of a golf ball appears on his finger. “My third and final wish is: I want to be irresistible to women.” Poof! There is a flash of light and he turns into a box of chocolates.
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